Como se dice...
“I’m sorry fellow group members, but I am most certainly going to fail you and will only be able to program a sorry excuse of a game by Monday. Despite working on it 45 hours this past weekend, I did not get nearly enough things done since I’m a shitty programmer who has no idea what I’m doing and I have to derp around a lot and therefore I work very very slowly. I plan on...
Your Pokémon are fighting fit! We hope to see you again!– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Hug all the goats!
My freshmen teammates from high-school just...
When I was a junior and they were freshmen, it was hilarious how meek they were around me, despite the fact that I’m my dorky self and some of them where actually in the “popular” group of their grade. They just graduated today. It makes me feel old… Things have been making me feel so old as of late…. Now, I should probably return to the composition I have to write...
joshishollywood: I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
Noooooooo Kooorrraaaa nooooo!
madster24292: sageoflogic: I AM SHIPPING CARTOON CHARACTERS, SOMEONE HELP ME, I AM NOT OKAY. bahaha it happens. I need to catch up on Korra… also middle school might or might not have consisted of me shipping Raven and Beastboy from Teen Titans.
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
seefigg1: gingerhaze: every single feeling Feelings Assembbbllleeeee