My mom saw that Yahoo bought tumblr and told me that it I should try and get some kind of job out if it? Because I know the culture of tumblr? “can’t hurt to volunteer for an advisory board” she said. Something tells me she read my resume.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: whats the definition of a will?? (lol come on guys it’s a dead giveaway)
I'm a really good chef
I can successfully cook: Penne Pasta Instant Ramen Spaghetti with marinara Spaghetti with vodka sauce Spaghetti with creamy parmesan sauce (I’m a pretty versatile chef) Egg noodles with butter
callmekitto: ok so in the slim ass chance that anything bad happens to tumblr which it prob won’t calm your asses NEW PLAN EVERYONE CONGREGATE TO NEOPETS Already there! draw_infinity, Team Moltara! Woo! ((I totally made Neopet themed table numbers for my sister’s wedding because she and her husband always sit there and play Neopets together and it’s kind of adorable....
thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap
My roommate's high and decided to write about...
“EVOLUTION The Anthropology of Religion is a very interesting complication of what it means o be human today. Once there were monekeys and today we have real people. Monkeys like babanas and so do people so that is why monkeys are people. Its an obvious explanation for my realism of the world.”
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule